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Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has viewed:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

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Just landed via Instagram:

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Just found out that rock bottom has a basement.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

Spotted on WeChat:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Just landed via WeChat:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My lawyer dropped his briefcase and nunchuks fell out.

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62 shares on Slack this month:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

The most unrealistic part of Christmas movies isn’t the existence of Santa… it’s that all these people have, like, a month off work with no interruptions.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

76 shares on Discord this month:

So crazy to just be living every day through the slow-motion car crash of escalating fascism, and it’s still like, “Aww, man, I have to go to the dentist.”

20 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

69 shares on Facebook this month:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

37 shares on Twitch this month:

Unless I say otherwise, I am always tired.

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20 folks are currently checking 👀

Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Please pray for my daughter, who had to empty the dishwasher when she “just did this yesterday and she’s tired.”

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

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(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

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The fact that someone looked straight at a purple onion and named it red onion really bothers me.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Bought a house plant so I wouldn’t be the only one dying of dehydration around here.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

Iced coffee and crying, the most Californian afternoon.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has shared:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has copied:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

At 30+, I’m like an old phone battery. Even when you charge me overnight for 10 hours, by midday I’m at 60%.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

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Spotted on Twitch:

(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Seen just now on Instagram:

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Just shared via Slack:

One day I’ll do amazing things. Today I’ll be satisfied if I don’t spill food on my lap.

Going viral on WeChat:

Twitter is an abusement park.

Just landed via TikTok:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Trending via Messenger:

You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

Trending via Pinterest:

They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

It’s crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That’s some real epigenetic memory shit.

Making waves on Threads:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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