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Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Pinterest recipe so long that it’s now a limited series on Netflix.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

You’re not entertaining, you are exittaining.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

Ever since I was young, I knew I wanted to be online nonstop.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I respect Sleeping Beauty. She took one look at the world and said, “Nah.”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Going viral on Twitch:

People just don’t stop, collaborate, and listen like they used to.

Trending via X:

All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

Shared recently on Threads:

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I will be acting weird today.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

My life is a movie, and it has a 47% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Just shared via Discord:

I don’t pay attention to the world ending. It has ended for me many times, and began again in the morning.

Just shared via Threads:

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Seen just now on Threads:

Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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85 shares on Slack this month:

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

52 shares on Slack this month:

You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

14 shares on Discord this month:

Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

68 shares on Reddit this month:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

50 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

No matter how busy I am, I still find time to waste on Twitter.

57 shares on Snapchat this month:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

So many people say they love their Roomba, but you never see them set it free.

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Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Getting older is sexy. You moan more.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

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A 20% discount sounds great until you realize you can’t afford the other 80%

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Nothing says sexy like a pair of sensible, silky polka dot PJs.

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Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

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I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

This email could’ve been sex.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Twitter is like a psych ward with no staff.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

If someone asks you if you’re in the queue, what they actually mean is “you’re really shit at queuing, aren’t you?”

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

Forget a dinner date, let’s go sit in court listening to people’s cases.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I’ve discovered that my visiting family members leave crumbs in the butter. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time.

Breaking via Telegram:

I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Shared recently on Discord:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

Spotted on YouTube:

Men shouldn’t be allowed to download any app other than Wikipedia.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

Spotted on Telegram:

November moving quicker than two lesbians who met three days ago.

Trending via Twitch:

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Our parents just don’t know how far we rode the bikes when we were young.

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