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Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Someone from 🇿🇦 has viewed:

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

Your nose is in the middle of your face because it is the scenter.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I’ve been following this strict diet all week and so far all I’ve lost is my patience.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Stop telling everyone I’m posting from earth. People don’t need to know where I live.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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Just shared via WeChat:

I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

Going bananas on Discord:

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

Just shared via Telegram:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.

Just landed via Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Just shared via Slack:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Spotted on Reddit:

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

Just landed via Telegram:

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Retiring my wallet condom after two years of active duty. 87 tours with 0 combat deployments.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Breaking via TikTok:

I may not be the smartest or most athletic man in the world. There’s no second part to this, keep scrolling.

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Funny bestie quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those laugh-till-you-cry moments with your ride-or-die crew 😂💖. Whether you’re sharing inside jokes, teasing each other, or just being your goofy selves, these quirky sayings capture the magic of friendship in the most hilarious way 🎉🤪. Ready to sprinkle some fun on your BFF chats? Let the giggles begin! 😎✨

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"Who needs textbooks when you have besties for historical drama lessons? 📚👯‍♀️ Let's root for a friendship as epic as their saga! 💁‍♀️💫 #BestieGoals"

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3 weeks ago

Commentary:
"Who needs a significant other when you've got a platonic spouse to share all the drama and laughter? 💁‍♂️👯‍♀️ #BestieGoals #PlatonicLoveStory"

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

It’s amazing to think that a Penguin wrote all of those classic books.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

I don’t know how to knit, so I made you a tinfoil hat.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via TikTok:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Just shared via Slack:

I’m already cold. I know me and my low iron ain’t gonna survive winter.

Seen just now on Discord:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Just landed via Slack:

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Just landed via Telegram:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Breaking via Twitch:

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

Spotted on Twitch:

Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

Just landed via Twitch:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

Going viral on Telegram:

Hey boy, are you my period? Because you’re annoying as hell but I still wanna see you regularly.

Going viral on TikTok:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

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