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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

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Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

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Sometimes I delay my haircut intentionally to look rugged just to make that glow-up more iconic.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

Seen just now on YouTube:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Going viral on Facebook:

I get easily confused in the morning. Also in the afternoon and evening.

Just landed via YouTube:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

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The most avoided species of shark is the Loan.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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89 shares on Snapchat this month:

There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

100 shares on Facebook this month:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

56 shares on Twitch this month:

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

91 shares on Instagram this month:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

48 shares on YouTube this month:

If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

11 shares on Threads this month:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

53 shares on Slack this month:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

48 shares on Telegram this month:

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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New COVID variant subscribes you to random podcasts.

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The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

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Software engineers are the dumbest smart people I’ve ever met.

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We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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My gf doesn’t really like it when I talk about my ex, which means I now have a lot of stories from college where I’m just alone for some reason.

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Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

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Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I just got lied to by 3K+ people. That recipe was awful.

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Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

Breaking via Pinterest:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Making waves on Twitch:

Please stop assuming that too many em dashes mean AI written. Some of us are producing grammatically incoherent work the honest way!

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

People who remember to drink water, what’s that like?

Going viral on Instagram:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Trending via Instagram:

I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

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