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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

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Since there is only one of me, does that make me limited edition?

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

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Kinda sucks that I actually own a skeleton but don’t get to show anyone until I die.

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

Just landed via WeChat:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Just landed via Facebook:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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Fall fashion: where we all transform into stylish, toasty marshmallows!

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In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

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Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

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Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

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AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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I actually think it’s quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself.

Making waves on X:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Making waves on YouTube:

One day you said w00t for the last time, and didn’t even realize.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

Making waves on Slack:

Love to go to hipster restaurants and eat half a grilled cheese off an old license plate.

Just shared via X:

Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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