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Funny boa constrictor quotes

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much. - 14 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression. - 7 folks are currently viewing this quote.
Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. - 6 folks are currently viewing this quote.
I have the sex drive of a potato. - 20 folks are currently viewing this quote.
You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands. - 16 folks are currently viewing this quote.

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