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Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer to the end you get, the faster it goes.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has bookmarked:

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

There are always new uncomplimentary angles to view yourself from. Keep contorting!

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

Candy companies will look you straight in the eye and lie about how they know what a banana tastes like.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

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Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Facebook:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

They should invent a Twitter where the timeline doesn’t refresh against your will.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My favorite part about having a Peloton is telling people I have a Peloton.

Spotted on Reddit:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Seen just now on Telegram:

The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

Trending via Messenger:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Trending via Reddit:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Just shared via Threads:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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57 shares on Slack this month:

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

62 shares on Telegram this month:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said “hello” like a goddam daredevil.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

32 shares on Telegram this month:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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11 folks are currently checking 👀

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

“It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

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One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

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Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

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If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

If you have a pure heart, you can make pretty much any non-baking meal off just vibes and intuition.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Living solo: where pants are optional, and snacks are unlimited.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

When the weather gets warmer, I will become unstoppable. As long as it doesn’t get too warm, then I will be stoppable.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

Trending via Snapchat:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but that much caffeine can’t be good for you.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Making waves on TikTok:

Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

Live now on Messenger:

I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Spotted on Discord:

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Instead of calling it the John I’m going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.

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