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Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I hate it when someone gives me a valid solution to my problem and I have to find something new to complain about.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

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Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Spotted on Discord:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

Reported on Threads:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

Making waves on X:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Just landed via Instagram:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Just shared via X:

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Spotted on Twitch:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has viewed:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Some people feel like unpaid actors in my sitcom called “What Fresh Chaos Is This?”

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Making waves on Telegram:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Live now on Facebook:

How inappropriate is it to ask a stranger to scratch your back? Need to know ten minutes ago.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

Making waves on TikTok:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Live now on Slack:

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

Freshly posted on TikTok:

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Seen just now on YouTube:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

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