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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

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My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

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Don’t judge me on my likes, I’m confusing the algorithm.

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There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

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Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

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Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

Making waves on Slack:

Stop giving kids Bible names but no Bible lessons. Moses tried to rob me last night.

Just shared via X:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Spotted on Twitch:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Spotted on Telegram:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Going viral on Slack:

Those guys holding fish in their dating profile pictures are just demonstrating how they’ll carry you over the threshold after marriage.

Reported on Facebook:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

Just shared via Messenger:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

Shared recently on Facebook:

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Jan 23, 2025
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Ah, the classic combination of delight and danger – like receiving a beautifully gift-wrapped booby trap! 🎁💥 Remember folks, sometimes the sweetest surprises can come with a bang, so stay sharp out there! 😉

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Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

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It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

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They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Do you ever feel like you’re a white shirt and life is a red wine?

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Making waves on Snapchat:

When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

Making waves on Messenger:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

You guys know your secrets are safe with me. It’s the people I share them with you can’t trust.

Seen just now on X:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Live now on Messenger:

Tariff this, tariff that. When is somebody gonna tariff my clothes and kiss me?

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

Live now on WeChat:

You are allowed to be crazy as long as you are equally as hot.

Reported on Discord:

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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