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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!”

Someone from 🇸🇹 has bookmarked:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Going viral on X:

I’m an optimist and i understand how annoying that is.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

Broadcasted on Discord:

*Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Going viral on Twitch:

Two reasons you never date at work: 1. HR frowns upon it. 2. Your partner gets super pissed.

Going viral on Instagram:

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Going viral on Threads:

The problem is I am always the problem.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

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Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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I hate when teachers put “?” on my work, like I don’t know either.

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To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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“Are you single?” No, I’m in a hallucinationship.

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I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Going viral on YouTube:

Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

Going viral on Reddit:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

Shared recently on WeChat:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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