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Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has bookmarked:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has bookmarked:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has viewed:

“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Adulthood is saying “but after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Lately life has been all panic no disco.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

Breaking via Discord:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

Seen just now on Discord:

Eleven out of ten people are stupid.

Just shared via Instagram:

Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.

Spotted on Reddit:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Spotted on Pinterest:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

Broadcasted on Threads:

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

No HR complaint formed against me shall prosper.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

59 shares on Twitch this month:

Any room can be a rage room if you just give me a minute.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Me, when a 25-year-old talks to me: please be patient with me, I’m from the 1900s.

26 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I can now see how sitting on a porch could fill an entire life.

91 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

73 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

23 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

41 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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My brain doesn’t sea typos until I’ve already hit send.

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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

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The goal is to make your therapist cry.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

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I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

Imagine trying to ruin my day and I ignore you for the rest of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

Money enters like Beyoncé and exits like Britney.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

What a time to be alive, it’s like the collapse of Rome, but with memes.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

The opposite of “taking candy from a baby” is “putting sunscreen on a toddler.”

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Raising a teenager is like nailing pudding to the wall.

Spotted on Instagram:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

Going viral on Threads:

Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

Just shared via Messenger:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

Just landed via Discord:

I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup.

Just landed via Messenger:

I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Who really needs jetpacks, I want to be able to start over from my last save point.

Spotted on Messenger:

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. But I’m my own worst enemy, so I guess I’m also my best friend.

Just landed via Telegram:

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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