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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

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I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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Is ‘ugh’ an emotion? Because I fell it all the time.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Just shared via Threads:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Reported on X:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Making waves on Reddit:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Going viral on Reddit:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

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Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”

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No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

My mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised a burnt out perfectionist who is sometimes bludgeoned into settling for mediocrity.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has shared:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

The lion can’t keep living like this.

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Shared recently on Facebook:

Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Just landed via WeChat:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

Live now on Discord:

Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

Trending via Snapchat:

Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

Going viral on TikTok:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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