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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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Why is 4-8 p.m. on a Sunday the most depressing time ever?

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The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”

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How many cups of coffee is OK to have every day? Is it eight? I’m pretty sure it’s eight.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

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Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

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They should invent a person for me and me only.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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According to a study, people believe anything that starts with ‘according to a study’.

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Welcome to Elephant in the Room club, no one talks about it.

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Our parents just don’t know how far we rode them bikes when we were younger.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

Just landed via X:

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

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Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

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Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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