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Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

My favorite animal is me when my feelings are hurt.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Someone from 🇳🇪 has copied:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has downloaded:

I’m neither a lover nor a fighter. I’m a snacker.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Trending via YouTube:

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Because of my looks, everyone only wants one thing from me, that I leave them alone.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Making waves on Instagram:

The 5 seconds in the morning, when I don’t yet know who I am, is the best time of the day.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

Going bananas on YouTube:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

Making waves on X:

I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

93 shares on Snapchat this month:

Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

40 shares on Discord this month:

This is my phone. I text back when I want to.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

I need a break from me.

56 shares on Slack this month:

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

57 shares on X this month:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

26 shares on Threads this month:

I think my type is a nice person.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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Hot Jokes 💥

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

If my house is clean, just know I yelled at everyone for two hours first.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

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Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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15,269

Updated

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Sometimes I glance over at my boyfriend, and he’s just looking at Google Maps, scrolling around.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Telegram:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.

Going bananas on X:

My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

Trending via Instagram:

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

Going viral on Discord:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Trending via Telegram:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

Just landed via Messenger:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Seen just now on Threads:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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