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Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

There is nothing worse in life than calling customer service and hearing an Indian accent.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

No, it’s fine. I watched some cartoons and now I feel a little more at ease with your stupidness.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has downloaded:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has downloaded:

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Worst feeling is playing a game and having nobody to talk to about it.

Just shared via Twitch:

I hope Instagram is still active during the apocalypse, so the zombies can post pics of whose brains they’re currently eating.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

Live now on Twitch:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

Just landed via Slack:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Making waves on WeChat:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

Spotted on Twitch:

I bet oiling and wrapping potatoes in aluminum foil feels so good for the potato.

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11 shares on Reddit this month:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

83 shares on WeChat this month:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

29 shares on X this month:

Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

16 shares on Telegram this month:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

93 shares on Threads this month:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

93 shares on X this month:

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

20 shares on TikTok this month:

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

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Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

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I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

Autocorrect has become our worst enema.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

After smartphones, we never got pictures of Bigfoot anymore. You know why? That’s right: 5G killed all the Bigfoots.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WeChat:

It’s crazy how drinking poison makes you feel like shit the next day.

Just shared via YouTube:

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Trending via Facebook:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

Spotted on X:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Making waves on Instagram:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Live now on TikTok:

“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

Just shared via Threads:

Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower.

Trending via Facebook:

The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

Spotted on Reddit:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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