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At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

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Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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“It’s swimsuit season” I say, eating another swimsuit.

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Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

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The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

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Making waves on Messenger:

Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

Making waves on TikTok:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Spotted on Twitch:

I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

Live now on X:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

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Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Making waves on YouTube:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

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Funny cassette tape quotes 🎶📼 bring a hilarious blast from the past, reminding us of tangled tapes, rewind battles, and mixtape magic! Whether you grew up in the era of click-and-play or just love vintage vibes, these witty sayings add a nostalgic twist with a smile 😄✨. Get ready to laugh and rewind your memories with humor that’s totally on tape! #RetroFeels #CassetteComedy

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"Ah, the good old days of rewinding with a pencil and hoping your mixtape survived the car stereo! 🎶💾 #ThrowbackThursday"
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Share →: Are cassette tapes considered classical music yet?

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"Judging by the vintage charm and analog warmth, it won't be long before cassette tapes start composing their own symphonies 🎵📼🎶 Who knew our mixtapes were destined for the classical hall of fame? 🏛️🤔 #RetroMelodies"

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Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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I wish I could get a bouquet of mozzarella sticks.

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“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

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Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

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Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

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Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries.

Just shared via Threads:

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The government even made aliens boring.

Shared recently on Slack:

I would go out more if there weren’t any humans out there.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Trending via Instagram:

Can’t. Typing a password into a TV.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Just shared via WeChat:

“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

Making waves on Facebook:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

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