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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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I think the Monday after Sunday should always be a day off.

Making waves on Twitch:

“I made this with AI.” Yeah, we can tell.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

Just landed via Instagram:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Shared recently on X:

The romantic says that there is the right partner for everyone. The realist says: only one person has to choose the wrong one and then it won’t work out for everyone!

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Live now on Reddit:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Making waves on Facebook:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Share →: She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Ah, a partnership as classic as a cup of chai and a slice of cake rusk! It seems they truly complemented each other like a perfect snack pairing. Who needs milk and cookies when you can have chai and cake rusk? It's a relationship steeped in flavor and crunch!

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Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

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Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

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One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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The French only eat snails because they don’t like fast food.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on TikTok:

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The closer you are to nature, the further you are from idiots.

Seen just now on TikTok:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

Just landed via Messenger:

My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

Trending via YouTube:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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