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Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Men: Masters of multitasking – can watch sports, ignore laundry, and forget your birthday, all at once.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,241

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Shared recently on Discord:

Situationships are just you pretending you’re okay with getting used until they find someone they actually like.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

Spotted on TikTok:

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Making waves on TikTok:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Just shared via WeChat:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My favorite color is money.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

28 shares on Messenger this month:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

36 shares on Threads this month:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

54 shares on Reddit this month:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

89 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

95 shares on Facebook this month:

Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

45 shares on Telegram this month:

You didn’t lock in hard enough if you’re not feeling asexual.

26 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Even at my most powerful, I’m still a little sleepy.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,635

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Nobody is busier than a woman who isn’t into you.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

I made a smoothie that needs a spoon.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Absurdity is the spice of life.

Breaking via X:

I wish I could throw tomatoes at comments.

Live now on Instagram:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Making waves on TikTok:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Going viral on Threads:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Trending via TikTok:

Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s curious how kids are always really hungry right before dinner and right after dinner, but never during actual dinner.

Trending via Twitch:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Spreading quickly via X:

Horrifying if literal: my girlfriend is a gym rat.

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