Funny chakra quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

  Commentary:
  "Well, your honor, turns out my root chakra was feeling quite unappreciated 🙈🌿 Maybe that's why I ended up in this predicament! Who knew chakras could be so influential in legal matters? #ChakrasNeedLoveToo"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My chakra went out for cigarettes.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's chakra is having a mid-life crisis and decided to go on a smoke break! 🚬🧘‍♂️ Hopefully, it comes back refreshed and ready to align those energies properly! 🤣 #ChakraGoneAWOL

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