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Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

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I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

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Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Seen just now on WeChat:

What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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The art of staying somewhat sane in an insane world.

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If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

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It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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Why does the weekend always feel like it lasts five minutes?

Live now on Pinterest:

Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

Making waves on X:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

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I’ve never completed a marathon, but I’ve listened to my mom tell a story, so don’t talk to me about endurance.

Going viral on YouTube:

Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

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