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It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

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Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting a hug for Christmas.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

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I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

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The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

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Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.

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It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Live now on Pinterest:

You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

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The feminine urge to be the most feared witch in the village.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I am so incredibly tired today. I think my shelf life has expired.

Making waves on Slack:

Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

87 shares on Messenger this month:

If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

90 shares on Slack this month:

I suck at flirting. I be like “is that so?”

24 shares on X this month:

Theo Von’s entire life is like a raccoon that visits New York City.

87 shares on YouTube this month:

Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

99 shares on Discord this month:

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

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If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

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November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

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I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.

Live now on YouTube:

If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

Trending via Facebook:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Spotted on Pinterest:

But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

Just landed via Reddit:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Just shared via WeChat:

Currently into monogamous friendships. If you have other friends, please don’t talk to me, it hurts my heart.

Just landed via Facebook:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

Live now on Threads:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Trending via Slack:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

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