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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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When intelligence meets empathy and kindness, it’s so sexy.

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Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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I’m drinking coffee so I don’t say mean things to you. You’re welcome.

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Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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Americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said, “Let’s make that 32.”

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I was very disappointed when I found out drinking alcohol doesn’t actually kill brain cells, I was hoping to join a political party one day.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

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My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

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Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

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Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

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Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

91 shares on WeChat this month:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

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Today I learned that up to half of the worker ants in a colony are only pretending to work, just looking busy so they don’t get tasked with anything. I respect ants so much more.

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I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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