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One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

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Dear people who talk on speakerphone out in public. Everyone around you hates you.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

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I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

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At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

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Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

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People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

Live now on TikTok:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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Water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

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Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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46 shares on Threads this month:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

24 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

85 shares on Slack this month:

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

43 shares on YouTube this month:

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

58 shares on Threads this month:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.

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For my final act of love, I will never contact you again, but think of you always.

Making waves on Twitch:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

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To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.

Just landed via X:

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

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Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah?

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I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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Due to unforeskin circumcistances …

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

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