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Someone from 🇱🇰 has viewed:

“She’s so self-centered”—who’s supposed to be the center of my life? You?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has shared:

Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has bookmarked:

One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has downloaded:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Jan 7, 2026

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Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Just saw my evil doppelganger speed away in a DeLorean. I’m sure it’s fine.

Just shared via TikTok:

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Let me help you turn that software into hardware.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Trending via TikTok:

There are no adults in the room. The cavalry is not coming. Everything was built by people no smarter than you.

Live now on Discord:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Just shared via Instagram:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I don’t think either person should pay for the first date. It should be on the house.

Spotted on WeChat:

I woke up again, it’s pathetic how much death fears me.

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89 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

49 shares on Reddit this month:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Blink if you want me!

51 shares on Instagram this month:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

27 shares on Twitch this month:

People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

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I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

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In a room full of art, I’d still stare at you.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

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I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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239 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,508

Funny Quotes Topics

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15,508

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

Long story short, I survived.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has bookmarked:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

The real hack is pouring all that lover girl energy into yourself.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Twitch:

I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

Live now on Instagram:

Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

Just shared via Telegram:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’d pretend to care about football for you.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

Going viral on Reddit:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Spotted on Reddit:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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