Funny clubbing quotes

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

12 shares on Messenger this month:

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

58 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

89 shares on Facebook this month:

The prettier you are, the weirder it gets.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

62 shares on Discord this month:

Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.

29 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it.