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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

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You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

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If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

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Welcome to your 40s: here’s ten pounds.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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I’ve been locked out of Tinder because of “unusual activity”. I must’ve got a match.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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No matter how sad their story is, don’t let anybody move into your house.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Through repetition and sheer will I’ve mastered gracefully falling on my head.

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Funny clubbing quotes

Funny clubbing quotes are just what you need to keep the party vibes alive! 🕺🎉 Whether you’re reminiscing about epic dance moves or hilarious moments on the dance floor, these quotes capture the fun and chaos of clubbing in the most amusing way. Get ready to laugh and dance with these unforgettable quips! 😂💃

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The older you get, the farther away your toenails are when they need a trim.

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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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Idea: An app that tells you where that bruise came from.

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Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

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People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

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Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

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Eating trail mix should count as hiking.

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Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today.

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A Monday every week is excessive.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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