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After a vacation, I usually return to work with a fresh, reenergized hatred for my job.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

“Each to their own!” Translation: You’re wrong, but never mind.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

People who live alone should get one practice conversation before they have to speak out loud for the first time that day.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

So far, no one has seriously tried to bribe me, which is a shame because I am extremely corrupt. Maybe I need a position with more power.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

I have two reactions when I leave the house: Ew, the people. Ew, the weather.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early, if you ask me.

Just landed via Twitch:

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Trending via Threads:

I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

Spotted on Threads:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Going viral on WeChat:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Work again? Really? Didn’t I just do that yesterday?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has downloaded:

The me who snips coupons needs to communicate better with the me who walks into the stores.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has bookmarked:

Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.

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Just shared via Discord:

Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Just landed via YouTube:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

At the self-checkout, I make small talk with myself and I wish I would just shut up.

Spotted on Instagram:

Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Going viral on Twitch:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Going viral on YouTube:

Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

Reported on Telegram:

You’re so cultured I’mma start calling you Yogurt.

Seen just now on YouTube:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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