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No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

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Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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I’m a yapper. I’m a napper. I’m a midnight snacker.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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Living la vida taco!

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I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

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I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

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My boss told me “It’s not rocket science.” Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

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I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

57 shares on TikTok this month:

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

14 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

78 shares on WeChat this month:

Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

89 shares on Threads this month:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

75 shares on Facebook this month:

There should be a tented fingers emoji. For when you’re feeling ruminative.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

48 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

69 shares on X this month:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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I wish I was as tired at bedtime as I am at 2 p.m. on any given day.

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Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

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Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

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Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.

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I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

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Being single is better than asking a man to act like a man.

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“There’s a particular type of insufferability that rich people from poor countries have, that I don’t yet fully know how to verbalize.”

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Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke.

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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

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Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

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