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Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

God knew I’d be too powerful if He made me not annoying to women.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

Of course there’s birth control for men. It’s called the way they act.

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Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

Just landed via Discord:

“You’re always sleeping!” God forbid a girl wants to be unconscious.

Going viral on Twitch:

To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It’s called being a man.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

Just shared via Telegram:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

Trending via Slack:

Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

Making waves on X:

Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

Spotted on Discord:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

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99 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

37 shares on Slack this month:

I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

84 shares on Threads this month:

I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

18 shares on X this month:

I’m always looking for new and exciting ways to give up.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

41 shares on Discord this month:

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

67 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s not that I want more shoes, it’s just that they keep making them in my size.

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Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Adulthood is wild. One day I’m transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I’m transferring it out to save myself.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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Breaking via Reddit:

If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

Making waves on Slack:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Just shared via Reddit:

Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

Making waves on Reddit:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Just landed via TikTok:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

Seen just now on YouTube:

They say white people don’t have their own culture, but I just got invited to a gender reveal party for a dog, and there’s no way we appropriated that from anyone else.

Just shared via WeChat:

Half princess, half menace.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Boyfriends sound cool and all, but unfortunately, I enjoy not talking for days at a time.

Seen just now on Threads:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Making waves on Facebook:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

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