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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

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Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

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It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

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Funny cookout quotes

New funny cookout quotes 👇

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

1 month ago

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All funny cookout quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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96 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

97 shares on X this month:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

21 shares on Discord this month:

We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

87 shares on Instagram this month:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

96 shares on X this month:

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

100 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

100 shares on Twitch this month:

At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

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I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

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Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in school, we made our parents ashtrays for Christmas.

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At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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Funny cookout quotes

New funny cookout quotes 👇

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

All funny cookout quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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