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Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has bookmarked:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has copied:

It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

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Spreading quickly via Slack:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Spotted on Slack:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Men make it so easy to hate them.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.

Just shared via Reddit:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Every time I have to repeat myself, a new curse word gets added into the sentence.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight.

Going viral on Discord:

Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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36 shares on Discord this month:

Who needs a dominatrix when you can be beaten up by an automatically retracting vacuum cleaner cable?

19 shares on YouTube this month:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

97 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

11 shares on Threads this month:

I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

83 shares on Facebook this month:

Me attempting to flirt: So do you like doing things?

65 shares on Facebook this month:

Whoever told you there’s no such thing as a stupid question lied.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

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Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

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My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

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Most of my shoulder workout comes from shrugging when people ask me questions.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Waffles are just pancakes with abs.

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

What are cats even trying to do?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

Tattoos are a great convo starter. So as an introvert, I kinda regret getting them.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Seen just now on Slack:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Welcome to Twitter, some random, judgmental stranger will be along shortly to complain about your tweets.

Just landed via Threads:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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