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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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Just worked out for 2 hours straight and 1 hour gay.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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One minute you’re young and fun, the next you’re excited about a new vacuum cleaner.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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I’m here by unpopular demand.

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Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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I told ChatGPT about us.

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Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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True romantics have made peace with the possibility of lifelong solitude.

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I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

44 shares on X this month:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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It’s not you. Just the things you say, think, and do.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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All I care about is being financially stable and getting sexier.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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This meeting could have been a pajama party.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

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I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

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It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

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Ragebaiting each other is flirting, btw.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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Sometimes being on your phone all day is your destiny.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

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