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Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone — except me, because I clearly didn’t get enough sleep.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Going viral on Instagram:

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

Breaking via Slack:

Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

Live now on X:

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

Spotted on Telegram:

Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Spotted on Snapchat:

Some people have goals based on a summer body. Mine revolve entirely around the weight limit of my beach chairs.

Live now on Twitch:

A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Willem Dafoe gets to be in two different Nosferatu movies, whereas the average person doesn’t even get to be in one.

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

Some things are better left unsaid, but people get drunk and say them anyway.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I don’t see why walking is healthy. Zombies walk constantly and they look awful.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Spotted on TikTok:

Can you delete that photo of me? It looks exactly the way I look in real life.

Just landed via TikTok:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Seen just now on Discord:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Going viral on Discord:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

Breaking via Slack:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

Making waves on WeChat:

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

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