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Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

Authentic isn’t automatically good. You could be an authentic douchebag.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Hobbies include being misunderstood.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

April Fool’s next week and still no one has asked me to be their fool.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has bookmarked:

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

Going viral on X:

It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Trending via Reddit:

You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Freshly posted on Threads:

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

Just landed via Facebook:

Do you ever look into your cats eyes and realize that a person is inside there?

Shared recently on Reddit:

Here’s a fun activity you can do with your kids on rainy days when they have too much energy: Go shopping and leave them at home with their dad.

Spotted on WeChat:

Airports should have tattoo parlors for those of us with long layovers and poor impulse control.

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Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

How do I tell Instagram I don’t want to see guys almost eaten by gators?

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

December, give me a sweet ending for this year please.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

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Going viral on Slack:

You can tell it’s laundry day because I’m wearing flippers and a Viking helmet.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

Spotted on Messenger:

If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

Shared recently on X:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Just shared via TikTok:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Shared recently on Discord:

Listen kid, I have social media profiles older than you.

Shared recently on Discord:

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Reported on Messenger:

Tonight, the moon is staring at me.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

Going viral on Telegram:

A penguin is a bird the way a hot dog is a sandwich.

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