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Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Someone from 🇸🇬 has copied:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Someone from 🇰🇷 has bookmarked:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

Someone yelled “hey, retard!” and I looked back.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Shared recently on YouTube:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Going viral on Slack:

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Going viral on WeChat:

I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.

Just shared via Messenger:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Going viral on Twitch:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

Just shared via TikTok:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

Shared recently on Discord:

Asking doctors about nutrition is like asking software engineers about printers, they really have no idea.

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15 shares on WeChat this month:

Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.

94 shares on Reddit this month:

Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

27 shares on X this month:

Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

47 shares on Reddit this month:

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

80 shares on Instagram this month:

A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

68 shares on X this month:

Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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Hey man, your fly is down. Let me get that for you.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

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The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Adulting is realizing you can’t skip work like you skipped class.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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You’d think, with the amount of overthinking I do, I’d make the right decision.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

We can do things two ways. My way or the right way.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Thrifting must be so awesome for big guys and extremely small women.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re always sleepy unless you’re trying to get to sleep.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

I’m running out of people I like.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

Seen just now on Messenger:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

Seen just now on X:

Public urination isn’t a crime if you do it in your pants.

Just landed via Reddit:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Going viral on Discord:

Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

Freshly posted on X:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Trending via YouTube:

No one talks about the resentment you have towards yourself after you didn’t listen to your gut.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

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