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Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has downloaded:

Flossed the day before a dentist appointment like I was cramming for a history test.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

They’re making me get out of bed.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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Making waves on YouTube:

The best thing about dogs is you can act like something really good just happened, and they’ll instantly start celebrating too. They have no idea what the context is; they’re just always ready to party, no matter what.

Making waves on Threads:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Spotted on Messenger:

I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

Live now on WeChat:

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

It’s all fun and games until it’s 10 p.m., you’re all cozy in bed, and you remember you still have laundry in the washer.

Breaking via Facebook:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

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63 shares on Threads this month:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

25 shares on X this month:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

26 shares on Reddit this month:

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

65 shares on Instagram this month:

I literally never want to be the bigger person again. We can both go to hell.

45 shares on X this month:

I usually don’t flirt, so if I flirt with you, please cooperate.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

34 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

98 shares on Twitch this month:

“Are you getting your period?” God forbid I’m just evil.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has viewed:

The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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Just landed via Telegram:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Live now on Instagram:

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Spotted on Threads:

I get it, funds… I, too, am insufficient.

Just shared via TikTok:

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Spotted on Telegram:

A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

Trending via Discord:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Going viral on Threads:

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Just landed via Twitch:

The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

Making waves on YouTube:

As you get older you become all of the seven dwarfs.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

All funny cute purse quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

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