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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I’m bored, but not “read a book for fun” bored.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

Making waves on Discord:

If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

Reported on Discord:

Frankly, I have too many situations and not enough monitors.

Just shared via Snapchat:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Breaking via Telegram:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Reported on Messenger:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

Just landed via Instagram:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

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Seen just now on Discord:

If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

Making waves on WeChat:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Shared recently on WeChat:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Just landed via Facebook:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Making waves on X:

have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

Making waves on YouTube:

Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Shared recently on Discord:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

I bet the person who named the fireplace also named the waterfall.

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