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Dating someone from Twitter is like believing a stripper loves you.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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What happened to the art of just liking one person?

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

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Extroverts love our energy. That’s why they suck it out of us.

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I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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I did 30 minutes of chores, time for a 7-hour break.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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A frittata is just an omelette for people too lazy to flip things.

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I don’t do “casual.” I’m like an 18th-century vampire. When I fall in love, my devotion is boundless and eternal.

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I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs I’ve ever lost in my life.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

41 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My issue with Jeopardy is that you never get the sense that the contestants are in any real danger.

32 shares on X this month:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

49 shares on Facebook this month:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

11 shares on Slack this month:

You know you’re getting old when you and the grocery store have the same playlist.

92 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

23 shares on Reddit this month:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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Friends with consequences.

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Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

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All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.

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The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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