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I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

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Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

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Technology has gone too far, man. My roommate is logged out of his lightbulbs because he forgot his password.

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My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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Not going is the new leaving early.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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I think we all know who to blame for the generation of parents who put too many Ys in their kids’ names. Lynyrd Skynyrd.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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So many people to disappoint, so little time.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

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I will never fall victim to groupthink. I have perfectly unique opinions that no one else has, and they are the dumbest nonsense you’ve ever heard.

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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Next to nothing is a weird place.

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In an effort to demonstrate how pointless internet debates are, please prove to me that snow is real.

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The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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All billionaires must submit a list of five things they did for society in the last week or their wealth shall be confiscated.

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