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Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

If we were subway rats, I’d share my pizza crust with you.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I wish I could have a kid just to see what it looks like… and then put it back.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

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Updated

Jan 7, 2026

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Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Live now on YouTube:

Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

Broadcasted on Slack:

It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

Going bananas on X:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Spotted on TikTok:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Making waves on Instagram:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Trending via TikTok:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

Freshly posted on Threads:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them?

82 shares on Discord this month:

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

32 shares on Twitch this month:

Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

22 shares on Pinterest this month:

Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

38 shares on Facebook this month:

Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

35 shares on Discord this month:

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

20 folks are currently checking 👀

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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Will mosquitoes ever develop a pizza obsession and end their pursuit of human blood?

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Being sleepy all day is just part of who I am.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

242 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,511

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,511

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,638

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has bookmarked:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Stealing hoodies is for amateurs. Steal his car like a real woman.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I know Jesus was a carpenter, but I think he would’ve been a better plumber, you know, with the water thing.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one?

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Facebook:

How many times does one have to open the fridge door before cake appears inside?

Just shared via Twitch:

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

Trending via Pinterest:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Going viral on Messenger:

Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Going viral on YouTube:

When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Shared recently on Instagram:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

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