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Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

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You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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“What do your tattoos mean?” They mean I can sit still for a long time.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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Establish dominance at work by telling your coworkers they look tired before they get a chance to say it to you.

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Anyone who deals with customers on a professional basis should be allowed to hand out one face slap per day.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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First date idea: Couples Colonoscopies.

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Too self-aware for foreplay. I’m so sorry… Take that nurse costume off. I know you didn’t go to med school.

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I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

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Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

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Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

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Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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“There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

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All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.

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Why can’t you just be happy for me and then go home and talk behind my back later like a normal person?

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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I don’t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

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Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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A bathrobe is being naked with plausible deniability and pockets.

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People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

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Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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