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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

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If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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Your pronouns are “side/chick”.

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“You’re a psychopath!” At least I’m on a path, babe, sort your life out.

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I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

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How quickly family vacations go from “Omg, we only have 4 days left” to “Omg, we still have 4 days left”

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Breaking news: Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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I’m not addicted to coffee. We’re just very close.

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I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.

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Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.

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Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

Going viral on WeChat:

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I’d log off, but I get so tired of hearing myself talk.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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