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How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

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Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

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I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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When does hibernation actually begin? I wanna take part this year.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

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Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Just landed via Facebook:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

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You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

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Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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“I’m not falling for that again,” I say, as I’m about to fall for whatever that is again.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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My therapist is fluffy and walks on four paws.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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Just imagine if farting were as contagious as yawning.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

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Who needs a weighted blanket when you’ve got the weight of the world?

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I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast, it had to be done by Elvis.

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Introverts be like “I know a place”, then go home.

Making waves on X:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.

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