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"Diet day #1: Saying goodbye to all the tempting treats like a true warrior… and by 'goodbye', I mean 'see you later, when I sneak out for a midnight snack.' 🍔🍩🏃♂️ #HealthyChoices #FoodStruggles"
147 Funny diet quotes
It’s important to fuel your body with essential nutrients, which can be found in cookies, chips, and candy.
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Looks like I've been a nutrition expert my whole life without even knowing it! 🍪🍫🥔🎉
This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.
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Summer speeds by quicker than my motivation for dieting! 🍔⏳😅
I love surprising my metabolism. It never knows what’s coming—either absolute starvation or 1,000+ calories all at once.
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The suspense is real—my metabolism thinks it's on a rollercoaster of carbs and confusions! 🎢🍕🍩🤔
When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.
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Sounds like my stomach's keeping a scorecard of my bad decisions, and it's losing patience! 🤦♂️🍕🥤🍔
My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.
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Sounds like a well-balanced diet of hopeful thinking and frequent snacking! 🍔⏳😂
The easiest diet is lack of money. You don’t have to do anything.
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When your wallet doubles as a personal trainer 🏋️♂️💸😂