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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

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At the job interview with one AirPod in.

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Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Trending via Pinterest:

If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

Making waves on YouTube:

Last year I had no valentine, this year I also have no valentine. Consistency!

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

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My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

God saw you do that.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Telling everyone I’m an undecided voter because I need the attention.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Going viral on Discord:

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

Live now on LinkedIn:

Marriage is where you gasp while your husband is driving, and he gets super annoyed over and over.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Shared recently on Threads:

Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.

Seen just now on Slack:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Trending via X:

I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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