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I need to be more disciplined and stop procrastinating, starting tomorrow.

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I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

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Netflix & by yourself.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Being weird never goes out of style.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Imagine how bored the person who invented mayonnaise must have been.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Who needs therapy when you can just cry in a fast-food parking lot.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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Dec 27, 2025

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Broadcasted on X:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

Shared recently on Facebook:

If kids these days had a perfume, it would be called Audacity.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Seen just now on Slack:

That place is so crowded; nobody goes there anymore.

Spotted on X:

The dumbest people have the loudest opinions on politics.

Just shared via Slack:

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

Going viral on Discord:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Trending via Snapchat:

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

Making waves on WeChat:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

52 shares on X this month:

They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

74 shares on WeChat this month:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

61 shares on Twitch this month:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

98 shares on Slack this month:

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

98 shares on X this month:

Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

27 shares on Slack this month:

When did making sense stop making sense?

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I want to clarify that what I publish on social media does not define me as a person; I am worse.

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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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I’m now at the age where sitting cross-legged on the floor is punishable by about three days of full-body paralysis.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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Being loved right feels like telepathy and a little bit of witchcraft.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Yes, I’m full of microplastics, but it’s actually been helpful. It’s given me superpowers. I can communicate with Tupperware.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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Making waves on Facebook:

Make every hug more interesting by mysteriously whispering, “the Dark Lord stands at the crossroads!”

Broadcasted on Threads:

Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, sleeping for work, getting ready for work, or thinking about work.

Making waves on Threads:

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

Breaking via WeChat:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Trending via X:

Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

Just shared via Reddit:

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Going viral on Threads:

My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed.

Trending via YouTube:

Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.

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