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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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I’m never single for too long, you gotta catch me while you can.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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If I had 50¢ for every math test I’ve failed, I’d have $7.20.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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Good morning. May your day be as beautiful as I am.

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My girlfriend wants us to try couples counseling and I said we should use my therapist because he already knows what’s wrong with her.

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“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

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Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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They should invent harmless cigarettes for aura farming purposes.

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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The only joke my mom ever made was me.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

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Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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Please remember, I am an inspiration for birth control.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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