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Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Fyi, if you like listening to “rain sounds,” they’re almost all recordings of chicken being fried.

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When I was young I fixed my parents’ computer and now that I’m older I fix computers for my kids. Are we the only generation that knows how computers work?

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Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

Just landed via Reddit:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

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Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

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Alcohol: When you want to run away from your problems without moving.

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

For my birthday, I want everyone to delete whatever old version of me they have in their head— it expired.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Just landed via Messenger:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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Funny divorce lawyer quotes bring a much-needed dose of humor to the courtroom chaos 😄⚖️ Whether you’re navigating messy breakups or just love a clever legal twist, these witty lines lighten the mood and remind us that even tough times can be met with a smile 😎💼 Ready to laugh through the legal drama? Let’s dive into some hilarious takes from the world of divorce law! 😂📜

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Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

56 shares on X this month:

When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

83 shares on Reddit this month:

The world would be a better place if mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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Wanna worship each other until the end of all things?

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I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

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Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

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I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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Most of being a woman is just removing exclamation points from emails before you send them.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less.

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Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

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A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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God knew I would be too powerful if I had conversation skills.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Your honor, I was in my villain era at the time of those incidents.

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“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Just shared via Slack:

They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

Spotted on Twitch:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

Spotted on Instagram:

I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

Making waves on Instagram:

I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this.

Trending via Discord:

French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Just landed via WeChat:

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

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