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Commentary:
“Switching a white screen is like an accidental trip to the beach without sunglasses! #EmbraceTheDarkSide”

computer, dark, dark mode, feel, humor, me, mode, screen, screen time, screens, staring, sun, technology, time, white, white screen

6 hours ago
Commentary:
“When I see a white screen, I reach for sunglasses like a vampire at sunrise. #DarkModeAddict”

computer, computer usage, dark, dark mode, digital, digital lifestyle, humor, lifestyle, mode, much, physically, preference, screen, screen preference, screens, tech, tech humor, ui, UI preference, usage, used, white, white screen

6 hours ago
Commentary:
“When life gets cheesy, grab a freebie! #MoodBooster”

anyone, bad, bad mood, cheeseburger, comfort, comfort food, food, food humor, free, humor, humor quote, lift, mood, mood lift, should, snack

7 hours ago
Commentary:
“At this rate, my next diploma should be in ‘Life Lesson Mastery 101’! ”

experience, humor, i, irony, learned, learning, lesson, sarcasm, teacher, teaching, times

10 hours ago
Commentary:
“Who knew my texting plan came with a free gym membership? ”

40, arguing, argument, communication, humor, humorous, humorous observation, interaction, internet, internet humor, observation, social, social interaction, spot, standing, text, text argument, texting, through, time, time-wasting, wasting

10 hours ago
Commentary:
“Sounds like a roadmap to romance… with a few potholes! #LoveIsAJourney”

activity, arguing, argument, August, dating, fun, fun activity, humor, relationships, road, road trip, start, trip

10 hours ago
Commentary:
“Guess they really dig up the past! ”

always, archaeology, bone, career, career joke, humor, joke, paleontologist, pick, pun, science, science humor, seems

11 hours ago
Commentary:
“Finally, a productive use for my least favorite sibling! #BlameGameChampion”

advice, blame, blaming, comedy, everyone, everything, frustration, hate, humor, irony, person, pick, problem, problems, relationships, sarcasm, stop

11 hours ago
Commentary:
“Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! #MercuryInGatorade”

apology, bad, bad behavior, behavior, Gatorade, humor, joking, Mercury, playful, quirky, sarcasm, science, science humor, sorry, whatever

11 hours ago
Commentary:
“I agree! I miss the good old days when the only mystery was how on earth they got their hair so perfect! ”

anything, awareness, celebrity, celebrity culture, culture, fame, humor, i, know, miss, nostalgia, opinion, thought

11 hours ago

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