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Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Never trust a man that’s good at flirting. He’s had too much practice.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,723

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Just shared via Messenger:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Seen just now on Discord:

I like my men like I like my coffee. Not that hot but still making me anxious.

Seen just now on Discord:

I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

Just shared via Slack:

In marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. Reject tradition.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m glad cars were invented. Imagine riding a horse at 3 a.m., coming back from the club.

Shared recently on Telegram:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t want kids, but I do want grandkids. Hoping science finds a way.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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89 shares on Twitch this month:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

32 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

93 shares on Instagram this month:

All the clouds have come out to play today.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

14 folks are currently checking 👀

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

12 folks are currently checking 👀

This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,569

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

There’s some gifs that I’ve started to act out in real life as responses to situations.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has copied:

Call me constipated the way I don’t give a shit.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Making waves on WeChat:

Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

Freshly posted on Threads:

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

Breaking via Facebook:

Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

Trending via TikTok:

By my second “could we change the subject?” I could feel the job interview going south.

Seen just now on Instagram:

He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Praying to God with a Chinese accent, and he is cracking up.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

Spotted on Instagram:

I hope the ghost of Michael Jackson Hee-Hee’s in your ear while you tryna sleep.

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