Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

Running from your problems is cardio.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

The lion doesn’t concern itself with the contents of your prior email.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has downloaded:

My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

801 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,963

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,963

41 minutes ago

3,419

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Twitch:

Someday I’ll learn how to emotion like a proper human.

Trending via Discord:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Any house is an Airbnb if you’re quiet enough.

Just shared via Reddit:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Live now on Instagram:

My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

Freshly posted on Slack:

If you ever have a crush on someone and want it to end, listen to a podcast they are on.

Home » Funny Donor Quotes

Funny donor quotes

New funny donor quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Commentary:
"Who knew a career in donations could be so… *dissection*ary? 🩺😂 #OrganDonorGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Commentary:
"Who wouldn't want to give an elephant a trunk upgrade? 😂🐘 Talk about making a real change even after you've kicked the bucket! #OrganDonationGoals"

For even more funny donor quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny donor quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

801 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

10,963

Funny Quotes Topics

13,930

Funny Quotes Images

10,963

41 minutes ago

3,439

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Threads:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Trending via Instagram:

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Going viral on Facebook:

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

Breaking via WeChat:

I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

Spotted on Discord:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Just shared via Reddit:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All fights retarded. 🤪

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴