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Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying seems to be working.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has shared:

I love that retail therapy works on me. I am so much happier and at peace when I’m buying things for myself.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has copied:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has viewed:

My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Trending via Twitch:

Apartments show you 44 pics of the lobby. Man, I ain’t living in there.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

“I should’ve peed before I left,” will be my epitaph.

Seen just now on X:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

Shared recently on Messenger:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

Going viral on Threads:

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Making waves on Telegram:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

Spotted on Snapchat:

I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

Funny donor quotes

Funny donor quotes bring a smile 😄 to the generous act of giving 💖, turning gratitude into laughter 😂 and joy 🎉. Whether it’s cheeky, clever, or downright silly, these quotes add a playful twist to the important world of donations 💸. Ready to lighten up your day and celebrate kindness with a grin? Let’s dive into the funniest donor moments that prove giving can be seriously fun! 😎✨

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

24 shares on Threads this month:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

My eye doctor is alarmingly young and when he said he thought I had a chalazion or a hordoleum, I thought he might be referencing Pokémon.

31 shares on Threads this month:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

94 shares on Slack this month:

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

46 shares on X this month:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

54 shares on X this month:

I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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I hope this email finds you in a well.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and don’t make it awkward.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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My son got braces today. Yay, he’s not going to be a teenage dad.

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How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers?

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Pomegranates are worth the mess.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

Someone from 🇲🇩 has copied:

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

Broadcasted on Discord:

How is it still this week?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

Shared recently on X:

I think my type is a nice person.

Spotted on Messenger:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Trending via TikTok:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Live now on Threads:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

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