Commentary:
"Who needs wind turbines or solar panels when you have the incredible energy generated by a slamming car door? 💥🚗 Just make sure to stand back and watch the power of that slam! 💪😆"
76 Funny door quotes
My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.
Commentary:
"Who needs expensive alarm systems when you have a front door protected by the menacing sight of unpaid bills? 💸🔒 At least your bills are finally serving a purpose… as a makeshift security measure! 😅 #ResourcefulHomeSecurity"
Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door.
Commentary:
"Living the royal life with that king-sized bed like Rose hogging that door in Titanic! 👑🛏️ Who needs a Jack when you can spread out like a queen! 😂 #queenofmybed #royaltreatment"
If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted.
Commentary:
🚪😱 "If one door opens when another door closes, your house is probably haunted… or you just have really faulty hinges! Either way, it's time to call the ghostbusters or a handyman, just to be safe! 👻🛠️"
When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.
Commentary:
"Remember folks, doors aren't magical portals to Narnia. If it's closed, just use the handle… because that's how doors work! 🔑🚪 Keep it simple, don't go looking for hidden passageways in your pantry. 😂"
You’d seriously think I was wanted for murder by the way I react when someone knocks on the door.
Commentary:
When someone knocks on your door and you suddenly turn into a ninja master 🥷🏼 ready to defend your domain! Remember, it's just a visitor, not the FBI looking for you! 😂🚪 #DingDongDefense
I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.
Commentary:
"I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you've got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget"
Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.
Commentary:
"Monday morning be like… Here's Jack! 👀🚪😱 Who knew the real horror movie was starting the work week? #MondayStruggles"
Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.
Commentary:
When you treat a doctor visit like a surprise guest on a game show 🤔🚪👨⚕️ "Come on in, let's see what's behind door number one!" 🎉😂
When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.
Commentary:
Why stop at opening it? Paint it a fabulous color while you're at it! 🚪🎨😂