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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

My favorite thing about summer is opening a window for 30 seconds so an insect that hasn’t been identified by science yet can fly into your home.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Is losing your mind a hobby?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has downloaded:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

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Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Life is so dull when you don’t have someone to flirt with.

Just shared via Discord:

Yeah, I have a drinking problem. It’s called dehydration.

Trending via Instagram:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Reported on Telegram:

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Seen just now on Reddit:

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Spotted on Reddit:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I need a browser plugin that disables Amazon when I’m drinking. Hashtag: don’t drink and Prime.

Going viral on Instagram:

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

Going viral on Messenger:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

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Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I’m actually quite nice. If I had friends, they’d all confirm that.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have some new ideas.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

One day you’re young and carefree, and the next you have a favorite stove burner.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

Shared recently on Threads:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Making waves on TikTok:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband.

Going viral on X:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Trending via WhatsApp:

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Don’t rub your happiness in people’s faces this Valentine’s Day. Let the couples enjoy themselves for once.

Shared recently on Discord:

Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Making waves on Threads:

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

Trending via Twitch:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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