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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Shuffling into the kitchen in a robe Sunday morning to change the clock on the microwave is the lamest form of time travel ever.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

You know what I never see anymore are those old alcoholics with the weird noses.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

Live now on Messenger:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Making waves on Reddit:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked. I’m a family of 8.

Shared recently on X:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Making waves on Snapchat:

“You look nervous” Thanks, I’ve been practicing my whole life.

Going viral on Reddit:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

On the whole, people are getting smarter. I remember when they had to put “The End” on the screen, so people would know the movie was over.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

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Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via YouTube:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Going viral on YouTube:

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

Going viral on Slack:

Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Trending via Threads:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Just shared via Slack:

What we need is more companies making hot sauce. I need 900 more ways to taste a thing that tastes exactly like all the other ones.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.

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