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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.

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I delete posts cause I be getting mature over the hours.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Making waves on Slack:

For my birthday, I want everyone to tell me how much they love me and why in immense detail.

Trending via YouTube:

Sex is like tacos. I wish I were having some now.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

Live now on Instagram:

I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

Live now on WeChat:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

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I used to schedule naps, but now they’re little surprise parties my body throws at all hours of the day.

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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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Broadcasted on Telegram:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Seen just now on Instagram:

At what age do I delete Snapchat?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I’m not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing.

Making waves on Twitch:

Don’t hate me, date me!

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Making waves on WeChat:

“Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

Making waves on Instagram:

The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Making waves on Discord:

I don’t know how to flirt, but you can watch me eat fresh fruit in my sundress.

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