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Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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If he doesn’t like your fruit puns, you need to let that mango.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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How does pasta water know when you’re not looking?

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

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Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Just shared via Pinterest:

That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

Just shared via Telegram:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Just landed via Facebook:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

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I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

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Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

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Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

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When someone asks me if my twins are natural, I tell them no they’re robots.

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Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

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Super excited about a brand new week of faking it.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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Wanna come over and see my mis-matched sock collection?

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Getting out of a sports bra looks like it should be a professional women’s sport.

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We should all go into advertising and fix what’s going on with commercials. They need our help.

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I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I miss when we didn’t know what celebrities thought about anything.

Making waves on Threads:

Either you’re violently frolicking with me or you’re violently frolicking against me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Just landed via Slack:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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