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Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

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The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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I need an emergency cheeseburger.

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Gonna take the kids to the planetarium so they can watch YouTube on their phones.

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Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

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I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.

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Toys R Us went out of business because their mascot was a stupid giraffe when it could’ve been a toy dinosaur called the Toysaurus. It was right there man.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Making waves on Telegram:

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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I like to begin every day by looking forward to the end of the day.

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Got kicked out of reincarnation club for yelling yolo.

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Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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My plans for today? Same as always: drink coffee and be sexy.

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I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

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Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.

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Weed smokers be like, “Hold up — before we go to the store, I have to get scared.”

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

Just landed via Twitch:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Freshly posted on Discord:

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Just shared via Telegram:

This place was really tidy yesterday. It’s a shame you missed it.

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Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

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