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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

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Twitter is the most fun you can have on the toilet.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.