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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

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You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

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Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

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I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

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What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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The sexual tension between me and buying more books.

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You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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Ginger ale is the champagne of soda.

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Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

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Please don’t match my crazy. One of us has to be rational here, and it’s definitely not going to be me.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

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Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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The shrooms told me that we need to get our shit together. That humanity is a bundle of bad habits. I’m headed back in a few weeks, and they need a response from us. What do I tell them?

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Of course babies cry when flying, their entire understanding of planes centers around them being eaten.

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I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

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Pouring an ice-cold glass of anxiety.

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Just know that somebody out there is thinking of you, and you should really lock your doors.

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

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I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.

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Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and it’ll be called Litterboxd.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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A beautiful woman should never have to send an email. Yet, such tragedies occur every day.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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