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I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Sometimes, in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken, I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

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To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

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Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”

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When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

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You can tell a lot about a person by breaking into their home and going through their belongings.

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The week before your period doesn’t make any sense… until you realize it’s the week before your period.

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I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Trending via WeChat:

Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

Trending via LinkedIn:

“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

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It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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All I do is go to work, come home, blink and suddenly I’m back at work.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I laugh at my own jokes because I am my target audience. Y’all just happen to be there.

Going viral on WeChat:

If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Trending via Snapchat:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Making waves on Instagram:

The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

Spreading quickly via X:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

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