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Conflicts may arise but always remember to be the bitter person.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

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Preparing for my beach vacation by watching Jaws.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

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I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

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There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Making waves on Facebook:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Live now on Pinterest:

Automatic doors that don’t open fast enough make me look dumb.

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Fun fact: The US was originally not meant to be a reality TV show.

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The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

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My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

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It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

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When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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You sound smart. You some kinda ‘ologist?

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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

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Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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