Funny enchanted forest quotes

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The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

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It’s not my fault that when I said you looked “stunning” you assumed I meant in a positive way.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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Getting my next boyfriend a flip phone. He doesn’t need anything more.

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Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.