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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen. - 75 shares on Snapchat this week.
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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST? - 82 shares on Reddit this week.
Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet. - 50 shares on Facebook this week.
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